Shut Up Eggsy

Honestly, what were they expecting, casting Colin Firth in a role where he has a meaningful relationship with a young man with exceptionally symmetrical facial features? That whole movie is seeped in fetishism of posh Britishness & privilege and probably deserves at least a dozen essays.

Anyway, PG-13sh Hartwin make-outs under the cut.

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Bagginshield Wedding

This was a request I got on Tumblr. What if there had been a happy ending for Thorin Oakenshield?

Rosie and Sam were wearing yellow and white at their wedding, so I like to think those are hobbits’ wedding colours, whereas dwarves use red for blood and life, and gold for wealth and luck. As part of the ceremony, Thorin hands Bilbo the key to his home, while Bilbo hands Thorin a hammer.

Bagginshield Wedding

Society6

Some time ago I made a Society6 account, which I didn’t name Kivitasku, because that would be too easy. There are plenty of artworks there that have never been posted here before. Here’s a sampling.

Note: This sample platter is all gay. And Community. And much better than most of my other art so far, if I do say so myself. Apparently there is no inspiration better than gay fanfiction.

Trish and Abda

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Noir Ladies

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Bull Dyke

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Another Girl’s Paradise

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